world was yet again in shock last night as it was revealed that Kev Mason, the wily and
respected skipper of St Michaels Cricket Club (shurely shome mishtake? Ed.) had
signed what he has described as the ultimate Chinese international, in the
guise of Mao Tse-Tung.
Blue as a parrot in
Hes not dead, hes just
sleeping, insisted Capt. Chaos when questioned over the health of his new signing.
Sure, we havent discussed a medical yet, but Im sure Mao will be just
the boost we need to revive our flagging performances.
When asked what colour the sky was in his world,
Mason replied that it was purple, of course.
Chairman Mao was unavailable for comment.