|Yet another chaotic Signing
In a move which has made the cricketing world once again question his state
of mental health, Kev Mason, the injury-prone but rock like skipper of St Michaels
CC has made what he has described as an absolutely stunning signing. Once
again, Captain Chaos has gone east for his latest acquisition, saying it was his
rock like qualities which persuaded him to make the signing, that of The Great
Wall of China.
Asked why he had signed a wall over a thousand miles long to play
in a cricket team made up (mostly) with human being, Mason described the way in which an
angel had come down from heaven and convinced him that acquiring Mr Wall would be an
Speaking from his secure padded cell, he went on to add When
was the last time you saw him drop a catch, or get out for less than double figures?