Collier in book row
He betrayed our trust, the w**ker says Harrison
In a move which has angered all right thinking heterosexual males, Matt Collier, the legendary captain of St Michaels CC, has published a book of his experiences over the last cricket season.
Entitled Look at me - Im gorgeous, Collier recounts blow by blow, to every last detail, the events of the 1998 Town League Section 2 campaign. Highlights that we can exclusively reveal here in the SMR include :
Players from St Michaels were unsurprisingly infuriated at the books publication. One, who wished to remain anonymous said Its a disgrace. All those times that I put the flags out before the game around the boundary, and this is how he treats me. I didnt even get a mention. I just dont know how to react. In fact, Im going to end it all right now. Pass me the valium and that bottle of cyanide.
Others were less desperate, but still as scathing. A certain Mr Mayes said Im very hurt indeed. For all the years Ive known Matthew, hes never said he was thinking of writing a book. If Id have known, I wouldnt have ran him out all those times when we used to play down at the GSCG. Do you want my photo now or later ?
Matt Collier is 82.