OFFICIAL - COX TRIGGERS MORE LBWs
They should put him in a f**king Western says disgruntled batter Collier
An amazing breakthrough by a leading chronographer has proven beyond reasonable doubt that umpiring legend, Steve Trigger Cox, is taking less time to give out LBW decisions then ever before.
The invention, called a stopwatch, categorically proves that the time taken between the bowlers appeal for LBW and the deadly raising of the finger has reduced beyond recognition over the past decade. In his report to be published next week, a man in a white coat said These figursh are indisputable. HIC ! If you look at them in date order, you will sheee (HIC) that theyre falling quite shteadily. HIC. Like Im going to do now. (THUD !!).
The stats are truly amazing. By taking timings of all Coxys LBW decisions over the years, it has be proven that :
Those figure in full.