European Super League Shocker
St Michaels in talks to play in
The cricket world was shook to its foundations last night when it became clear that St Michaels Cricket Club were in negotiations to join the proposed European Super League, due to be launched in the year 2000.A club insider who did not wish to be named, but who was seen leaving the King Billy with a suitcase stuffed full of used £20 notes said when pressed All I can say is that yes, there have been discussions, but Im not prepared to tell you anything more at this stage. There will be a full announcement in due course. Now f**k off, Ive got to get to the bank before closing time. The unnamed character ran off in a pair of Youngstar tracksuit bottoms, and has not been seen or heard of since.
On news of the move leaking, shares in St Michaels on the London Stock Exchange immediately rocketed, with traders scrambling madly, chasing what few shares that were available with increasing desperation.
The formula for the new league hasnt been disclosed, but we at SMR can exclusively reveal the criteria being sought by the organisers.
St Michaels have been allocated a guaranteed place in the league, subject to meeting the above criteria. Skipper Matt Arent I gorgeous ? Collier was in ebullient mood, adding Which goes better with these turquoise trousers ? This checked shirt of that cerise polo-neck ?.Bill Kingston is 79.